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  • Teacher:

    "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"

  • Me:

    Someone told me to go to hell

  • Me:

    Couldn't find it at first

  • Me:

    But now I'm here

virused:

when u have someones socks

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pleasantgoose:

pleasantgoose:

the app store has really stepped up its game

i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes

pleasantgoose:

pleasantgoose:

the app store has really stepped up its game

i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes

bromancing-the-stone:

ah yes, my ride is here.

bromancing-the-stone:

ah yes, my ride is here.

prettyoutcast:

Michael cera is like the human version of the word moist

awwww-cute:

A wet handful of kitten after he jumped in the shower with me

awwww-cute:

A wet handful of kitten after he jumped in the shower with me

lanactrlaltdelrey:

what a fucking idiot
i want 14 of them

lanactrlaltdelrey:

what a fucking idiot

i want 14 of them

cosmo sex tip #669

allaboardthekevintran:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

airoe:

regigigas-fils-aime:

I AM 1,000% ALL ABOUT FARM MEMES

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baelor:

i saw this

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so i made this

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"Tell me he’s some kind of Dauntless prodigy."