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*in court for murder trial*
  • judge:

    how do you plead?

  • me:

    it's britney bitch

  • judge:

    innocent case dismissed

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

lifehacks247:

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How does this series of pictures go together? What is the coherent message? I’m so confused.

breadmaakesyoufat:

when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason

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gr4ceffa:

this video was a ride from start to finish

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

clannyphantom:

talk shit get cried in front of

literallytrash:

person: what r u doin

me: image

kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

nuditea:

straight women who casually use the word “girlfriend” to refer to their platonic lady friends, i have nothing against you, but you make the world really confusing,

oportunitas:

When someone touches ur butt

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bionicniall:

aswintheantifeminist:

bionicniall:

so who’s gonna tell all the white people that are against immigration how they got to America

We’re fully aware of how we got here. Most people here are just against illegal and mass immigration, not all immigration.

who’s gonna tell this person

Can everyone just go to this girl’s blog and appreciate what a bigot she is?